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Category: Tongue in Cheek

26/06/201725/06/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (6)

Military Recruit: Sergeant, can February March? Sergeant: No. But April May…

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20/06/201717/06/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (5)

Drunken military recruit tries to eat a clock… …says it was very time consuming…

Tongue in Cheek Bedtime, Sleep Time, TIme Management Leave a comment
13/06/201711/06/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (4)

Military recruit breaks squadron television… …he’s not even remotely sorry…

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05/06/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (3)

Military Instructor: Don’t fart in an Apple store. Military recruit: Why? Military Instructor: They don’t have windows…

Tongue in Cheek Barriers to Learning, Computer-based Training, Military Training 1 Comment
31/05/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (2)

Military recruit reports mirror broken in his room. Military police are looking into it…

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22/05/201721/05/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (01)

Intoxicated military recruit tries to catch fog… …he mist…

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05/10/2016 by Andrew Marshall

What is Obstacle Course Racing (OCR) Like?

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