“I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it.”

Jack Handey (1949 to Present)

Jack Handey is an American humourist. He is best known for his “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey”, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his “Fuzzy Memories” and “My Big Thick Novel” shorts, and for his deadpan delivery.