British Army Vehicle Recovery Formula

B = (D x E) / R


B = Quantity of beer Recovery Mechanic can extract from driver of vehicle to be recovered.
D = Depth of ditch in which vehicle is currently located.
E = Degree of embarrassment felt by driver.
R = Driver’s reluctance to resume activity on which engaged prior to entering ditch.

A slight mishap in Germany (Daily Star, 2015)


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