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Tag: Military Humour

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Military recruit breaks squadron television… …he’s not even remotely sorry…

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22/05/201721/05/2017 by Andrew Marshall

Bad Military Jokes (01)

Intoxicated military recruit tries to catch fog… …he mist…

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